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Incorruptos

Sé como es una oveja. Una vez vi una.

(Source: ultrafacts, via vaca-marron)

ultrafacts:

mitchgibson2112:

ultrafacts:

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I never said she stole my money!i NEVER said she stole my money!i never SAID she stole my money!i never said SHE stole my money!i never said she STOLE my money!i never said she stole MY money!i never said she stole my MONEY!
Whoa. Weird! I read those all in my head!

Also, Here’s another interesting one. A professor once wrote “A woman without her man is nothing” on a board
The professor told his class to correctly punctuate the sentence. The males in the classroom wrote, “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women in the class wrote, “A woman: without her, man is nothing.” With just a simple change in punctuation, the entire meaning of the sentence was changed in an instant.

ultrafacts:

mitchgibson2112:

ultrafacts:

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I never said she stole my money!
i NEVER said she stole my money!
i never SAID she stole my money!
i never said SHE stole my money!
i never said she STOLE my money!
i never said she stole MY money!
i never said she stole my MONEY!

Whoa. Weird! I read those all in my head!

Also, Here’s another interesting one. A professor once wrote “A woman without her man is nothing” on a board

The professor told his class to correctly punctuate the sentence. The males in the classroom wrote, “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women in the class wrote, “A woman: without her, man is nothing.” With just a simple change in punctuation, the entire meaning of the sentence was changed in an instant.

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

(Source: bullied, via your-genital)

mehueleelpitoacanela:

No sé si será cierto, pero es gracioso el carnicero fabulous.

mehueleelpitoacanela:

No sé si será cierto, pero es gracioso el carnicero fabulous.

(Source: felipencionx)

mequeme:

Chinchillas. Son como ratas pero envueltas en kilos de monosidad.

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first picture: child

second picture: teen/young adult

third picture: adult

fourth picture: death

(Source: blurrypicturesofmikewazowski, via lentoydoloroso)

dbdarma:

Part two of the previous world cup match recap (PART ONE)

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